apparently in holland they were trying to do the world record for the longest domino chain and then a bird came in an knocked 23,000 of them over… then they shot the bird and got fined because it was an endangered species. if one story has described my life as much as this story has, i’d like to hear it.
Second-hand embarrassment is literally my life.
my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
imagine a virus which posts all the fanfic you’ve ever read to your facebook
If I swallow magnets will I become attractive?
no but they will cut through your internal organs and kill you
Wow everyone on this website has gotten so smooth